Sanderson 

An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.

They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.

(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )

Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.

Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?

Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"

Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"

Sanderson by 123 abc April 22, 2016

Sanderson 

When someone picks their nose, nails or various blemishes (zits, moles, warts, etc.) on their face and eats it or flicks it on other people.

"He's so gross! He's such a Sanderson."

"Ewww did you see what he just did? He just pulled a Sanderson."

Sanderson by M.N.M. January 5, 2009

Sanderson 

A Sanderson is a broke ass soilder, that soilder is no good. He is one of Jerry's Kids, a rag bag and he is fucking you. He's not your friend!

That broke dick permanent profile soilder is such a Sanderson when it come to TAC detail.

Sanderson by Franky from the block July 2, 2009

Sanderson 

A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'

After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'

Sanderson by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 22, 2021

Sanderson 

A man who was a comedian in his past life and was born with a congenital disorder where he has not only an extra funny bone but also an extra humerus. Unpredictable. At any given moment his comedy will strike without warning and you will find yourself laughing but don’t know why. He invented the words “random” and “extravagant” and is currently working to start a new cult known as Sandersonism. Sandersonism is all about finding snakes in the grass and calling them out for their devilish deeds.

Dude, why do I have butterflies in my stomach suddenly?
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.

Sanderson by Uncleb6969 November 29, 2021

Sanderson 

An act of a man who expresses all 12 arch ideals and displays manliness.

Sanderson was picking up trash that wasn’t his

Sanderson by The Clubb Boys July 23, 2025

sanderson high school 

Sanderson high school, located in Raleigh North Carolina. This school is filled with stoners left and right, even the preps have a plug. They're only good team is their Wrestling Team, every other team gets dunked on literally.

Hey come to Sanderson high school so we can get high!

sanderson high school by Pajjo February 4, 2017