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an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
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A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.
Bagielo by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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deuce bagelo 

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.
deuce bagelo by t3rd November 8, 2007

Douche Bagelow 

when a bro screws you over for something stupid
(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026