Dataz 

The meaning of life.
What every pro person strives to haz.
What you should strive to have!

Person1 "Hmm, well i was wondering if you possibly haz teh dataz."
Person2 "No i does not haz teh dataz, but this prick haz"
Prick "YEAH I HAZ TEH DATAZ"

Dataz by Laylaylaylay23 June 5, 2009

Data Cap 

A poor and thinly veiled attempt by internet service providers to keep costs down and limit services by blaming users for using "too much bandwidth", despite receiving billions in government subsidies meant to expand and improve national internet infrastructure, but which were instead maliciously pocketed by internet service executives.

Customer: "How the fuck am I over my monthly data cap?"

Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."

Data Cap by PortableBacon June 22, 2019

dataway 

that thing that physics classroom says

Dataway! You have answered correctly.

dataway by Santheman524 November 10, 2022

dataway 

The thing you say when you need to throw something away

Dawg, throw dataway!

dataway by doubtfuldude February 6, 2023

Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.

My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.

Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012

Data Pie 

Running a machine learning model and smoking a fat dab while the data cooks up.

MOM chill I'm just cooking up a fat Data Pie in here!

Data Pie by Big Drug 69 July 15, 2021

Database

A place where the wall of pure fiction cracks in one's head and where the addiction of one's world still spreads. A place where people struggles and doesn't matter is there is hope as the madness of the system grows.

Just living in the database. Wow wow.

Database by Databasedatabase October 30, 2013