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Aspergic 

A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have Aspergers Syndrome. People with Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.
Person X: Why are you being anti-social?

Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?
Aspergic by AspergicForums February 4, 2010
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Aspergic 

Affected by or relating to the condition of Asperger's Syndrome, which is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
Vosh Dith is so aspergic! I've never seen the levels rise quite this high!

The aspergic boy wept when his mother told him it was time to stop defecating on the floor.

Aspergic children often find it difficult to make friends.
Aspergic by licker98 February 26, 2022

Aspergian 

Rachel is an Aspergian. She was diagnosed on the autism spectrum as an adult.
Aspergian by StimCity August 31, 2013

aspergineering 

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007

Aspergia 

Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.
MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!

Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.

MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!

Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.

MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Aspergia by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011

Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”
Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!
Aspergistan by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

appergic 

APPLES AND ALLERGIC, APPERGIC
I HOPE.. YOURE NOT.. APPERGIC..
appergic by Utyr April 25, 2015