Jewtwo 

The jewish version of the powerful pokemon mewtwo.

that mewtwo's got a yamulka! oh my god, its Jewtwo!

Jewtwo! I choose you!

Jewtwo by St0nes May 13, 2009

Jewtopia 

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

Jewtopia by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

jewtown 

A large congregation of Jews.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place! From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!

jewtown by Polska_Deutschland_Russland November 4, 2008

jewton 

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

jewton by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

Jewtopia 

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

Jewtopia by Darkz November 16, 2006

jewtooth 

Another way to say bluetooth. Callded this because all the jews have one. Coined by my friend joe

look that jews,Jewtooth

jewtooth by LittMatt November 27, 2007

Jewtopia 

a land heavily populated by those of the Jewish faith

also, a 99 cent store

Man, i was at my Jewish buddy's house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini Jewtopia.

Jewtopia by std muffin July 24, 2009