After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realizethat there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.