Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

Laporte by TasakiDog January 20, 2009

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LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.

I really want to live in LaPorte!

LaPorte by himom:) October 9, 2008

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Laporte

Laporte Indiana is full of republicans and shit people. Well some people are cool but others...

Also boring as hell. Gorgeous though

Me: "Laporte is shit but it's gorgeous. Especially during Christmas."
Friend: "AGREED."

Laporte by ssuperconfused July 7, 2021

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Laporte

A basque man with a very big social media presence. He does lots of amazing dance moves

You have been making Instagram reels all day. You remind me of Laporte

Laporte by crtxrygchj October 31, 2022

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