obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

Obliterated 

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

Obliterated by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

obliterated 

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

obliterated by this nigga right here April 9, 2009

obliterated 

To destroy in a state of bliss.

To fuck divinely.

“Hey , you’re a crazy bitch but you fuck so good you leave me obliterated.”

“She orgasmed so many times with her girlfriend it left her oblisterated.”

obliterated by bookwormmama June 11, 2025

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.

"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

wig obliterated by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019

utterly obliterated 

to completely and irreversibly destroy an object, or person.

Person 1: *breaks a mug*
Person 2: utterly obliterated
Person 3: *steps on landmine*
Person 4: utterly obliterated

utterly obliterated by wyurf January 27, 2023

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.

The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) by y = mx + b December 13, 2021