Jogie 

1)The most amazing girl on the entire planet.
2)One who tends to have a love for Jewish
Italians.
3)The cutest pie in the whole dang bakery.
4)Has an odd love for Mexican foods and a weakness for deep brown eyes.
5)She is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen.

Greg: "My girlfriend is so awesome."
Guy: "Jogie?"
Greg: "Ofcourse" :)

Jogie by Greggypoo March 27, 2009

Jogie Fact

A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.

It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.

A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.

“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”

Jogie Fact by allknowingjavi December 15, 2025

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).

"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."

Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie 

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.

Angelina Jolie is so hot.

angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.

Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?

Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007

Joliesa

A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.

Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-

Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014