timesicle

stopping time in the same way a rocket pop or creamsicle would freeze.

Steward: jd, will you do me a favor?
Jd: maybe?
Steward: pleeease?
Jd: okay
Steward: freeze time so I don't have to leave?
Jd: ...
Steward: like a popsicle
Jd: like a timesicle

timesicle by leannoftrades March 8, 2009

titsicles 

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

titsicles by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

timesick 

Just like homesick, except it's a longing for a different time than the present.

1) All this homework is making me timesick; I wish we could just go back to kindergarten when our hardest assignment was coloring inside the lines.
2) I'm timesick. I wish I could just fast forward to after graduation.

timesick by LongingForAnotherTime February 14, 2012

timesucker 

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.

"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."

timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007

titsicle 

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

titsicle by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005

Tesicles 

Testicles shaped like teslas

Rivy: aw man ur tesicles are really cool !!!
almond : leave me alone please.

Tesicles by that weeb hiding in the closet October 1, 2021

Tiesticles 

when you're rolling testicles on tiesto

i'm rollin' tiesticles man

Tiesticles by phil1234565432 August 14, 2007