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Strogen fruz

When you get a handjob from a girl who's hands are ice cold.
Kurtis- "Man I got the worst handjob last night, her hands were so cold I lost my boner" Adam- " Damn, that bitch gave you a strogen fruz"
Strogen fruz by class_act September 11, 2009

shitergency 

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.
shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

takashi shirogane 

Takashi Shirogane, everyone's favorite space dad.

He has a robotic arm in which he uses to fight. Some may call it the 'slap of doom'. He piolets the black lion and would probably sacrifice himself for one of his space kids. He is a beautiful human being and a pure little ball of joy.
Takashi Shirogane is everyone's favorite space daddy.

shitrope 

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.
"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."
shitrope by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006
Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!
Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!
Shitroen by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.
"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."
shitron by Amy Gish May 30, 2006