shitmoken

A small city in northumberland county Pennsylvania who’s name is really shamokin that is so low income , drug infested and just run down when people put ads on line looking for apts. they add the phrase “ except Shamokin “ the town is so shitty there is honestly a “SHIT CREEK “ running threw the center of it

Brio why’s that water brown?

It’s part of the SHIT CREEK in Shitmoken

shitmoken by Ghettoking 215 February 21, 2021

shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

Mt. Shitmore 

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

Mt. Shitmore by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016

Shitmentum 

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining

As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.

Shitmentum by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011

Mount Shitmore 

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

Mount Shitmore by LonePooper November 3, 2018

Shitroen

Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!

Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!

Shitroen by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

Shitken McNuggets 

Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.

"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"

Shitken McNuggets by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006