Ass lag 

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

Ass lag by Jayspray June 5, 2018

ass lag 

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

ass lag by Asshead May 17, 2003

Ass lag 

When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.

Omg, are you so dumb that you would fuck an ass lagger!?

Ass lag by OKrobloxian June 2, 2020

lag ass 

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

lag ass by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Asslag 

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

Asslag by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023