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Brain Salad Surgery 

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album
Brain Salad Surgery by Alex March 13, 2003

Brain Salad 

The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.
Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!

Bob: Did you do anything about it?

Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.

Bob: "Nice"
Brain Salad by Dsnutsnmouth July 3, 2010

Brain Salad 

The green leafy substance thats also refered to as"WEED". However one can't call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.
Hey man,come on over tonight and enjoy a few bowls of some"brain salad"while we watch some tube.
Brain Salad by THE KEEFER September 12, 2003

Brain Salad Surgery 

The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion
I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.
Brain Salad Surgery by joshweide October 21, 2015

Bush Brain Salad 

Any ragu made from unidentifiable ingredients.
A little bistro on the West Bank served Bush Brain Salad with a fine Chateau Musar and garlic crisped pita on Wednesdays.
Bush Brain Salad by I.M. Reason February 19, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026