Vanilla Gorilla 

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.

"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

Vanilla Gorilla by The Big Welsh Johnson September 10, 2008

Vanilla gorilla 

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment

My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole

Vanilla gorilla by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020

Vanilla Gorilla 

A popular nickname of the NBA player Joel Pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7' 0") for the Portland Trailblazers.

"Joel Pryzbilla! The Vanilla Gorilla!"

Vanilla Gorilla by CouveTJ April 18, 2009

vanilla gorilla 

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.

"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

vanilla gorilla by The Big Welsh Johnson September 8, 2008

vanilla gorilla 

an ugly chick who is pale and has a schwing schwong.

damn jessica you are one hell of a pale motha fuckin vanilla gorilla

vanilla gorilla by grantandy69 January 2, 2009

vanilla gorilla 

a white man's fat large penis

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.

vanilla gorilla by jesusssss September 27, 2007

vanilla gorilla 

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.

not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!

vanilla gorilla by Cookie453 November 5, 2021