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limitatino by Sadlet February 11, 2009
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Damage Limitation
Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016
Statute of Limitations
The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013
Statue of Limitations
The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
Statue of Limitations by QuacksO July 12, 2018
Text Limitation
Text Limitation by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009
statute of limitations
The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.
Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*
statute of limitations by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016
limitation
in the deep confines of our mind we creat limitations for ourself...these "limitations"are the only thing keeping us from achieving greatness...armed with a sledgehammer i will not be bound down.
limitation by coman November 24, 2004