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schaafed 

1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.
You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed
schaafed by Michelle Bradley February 10, 2009
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Schaared 

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."
Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!
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Scharfed 

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence
Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed
Scharfed by GG NO RE April 16, 2014
When somethings happens that is characteristic of Schaafsma's actions, something so diabolical and braindead that it can only be described by the woman.
"Bro I got schaafted on the marking, they didn't add ts up correctly"
"Damn Bro that's some Dr Dean type shit"
Schaafted by Dr Dean May 21, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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