A mythical box filled with pussy. Invented by Jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. Thought to be the object in the next Indiana Jones movie. Also known as a Minge Crate.
A person who is a pussy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. This structure is known as a Cunt Box. Essentially anyone who is a huge fucking pussy can be considered one.
At first glance, it may seem like your standardMunchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"