addicktion 

a state in which someone can't function without a penis penetrating some place in their body.

"dude, did you see jenna?"
"yea mann, after she broke up with peter, she's got like the shakes and had a seizure this morning!"
"that's addicktion, crazyass stuff."

addicktion by Keather January 30, 2009

addicktion 

Refers to an unhealthy/unnatural dependency on certain substances/behaviors which causes you to act like a total dick to everyone around you.

Tronald Dump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has never learned to respect others; he seems totally obsessed with being as arrogant and obnoxious as possible. I’d say he has a major addicktion!

addicktion by QuacksO September 7, 2018

addicktion 

Feeling an overwhelming need to either access a guy's love-pipe or be obnoxious.

If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.

addicktion by QuacksO November 2, 2024

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.

"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"

Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015

you must construct additional pylons 

This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.

The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.

What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.

*tries to build a soldier*

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"

you must construct additional pylons by thecell98 January 21, 2015

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.

A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

Clan Addiction Disorder by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012