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Wiitard
(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
Right-Wingtard
Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"
Right-Wingtard by not sure45 September 4, 2013
wiitard
A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.
"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
wingtard
A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.
(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."
(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!
(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!
wingtard by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008
wagtard
When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.
wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009
wiitarded
The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.