Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages 

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Conversation Hostage Situation 

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off

Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!

Conversation Hostage Situation by Merrgear August 13, 2021

A Hostage Situation 

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

A Hostage Situation by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

hostage situation by carole and RIch October 16, 2007

hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

hostage selfie by Snap Captor January 22, 2016

Hostage Swarm 

When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.

My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!

Hostage Swarm by wisewolf64 June 10, 2018