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Kabalarian 

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.
A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.
Kabalarian by Festerius April 17, 2006

Kebabanash 

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.
At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
Kebabanash by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Kebabating 

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time
My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

Kabalarian Philosophy 

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
Kabalarian Philosophy by daken February 20, 2009
The art of timing ur cab to turn up as you walk out the kebab shop with a late night doner after a hefty pub sesh, thus negating hanging out on the street corner waiting around looking like a yoof and also letting ur kebab go cold... it could also be raining..
Pauly - 'I'm hank Bob - you wanna order?'
Bob - 'Yeah man - kebabacab for 15 mins?'
Pauly - 'Dude - nice one!'
Kebabacab by superstar bob May 18, 2008

kebabadaddy 

Something explodes behind you and you shout "Kebabadaddy!"
kebabadaddy by Buck Rogers June 10, 2006