An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen
shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That
shit coiled around seven times, had bumps
all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."