Gear Queer 

Military Lingo - A person who always wants the newest scope, site, rail system, or thing that they will never end up using. They will even spend money aquiring this shit knowing full well they will never use it. They are usually RANGER/SF wanna be's. These types are often seen rubing one off to a rangerjoe's magazine

Look at PFC Clark over there with his new M4 Pistol Grip. He is such a gear queer!

Gear Queer by arkieboy72472 October 15, 2008

gear queer 

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.

It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!

gear queer by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

Gear Queer 

One of those people (man or woman), usually not very athletic, who requires extensive amounts of "gear" for their sport of choice. For example, a biker with the spandex jersey, the spandex shorts, color coordinating helmut, water bottle, and fingerless gloves etc. These guys are usually NOT in shape, which provides us with evidence that they just went out and bought up all of the gear for looks.

Any athlete with lots of gear, would be a "gear queer"

Gear Queer by bohrnstedt November 22, 2009

fixed-gear bicycle queer 

Wanna be elitist hipsters who ride fixed-gear bicycles

Look at that fixed-gear bicycle queer!

fixed-gear bicycle queer by Urban-dee September 10, 2009

queer gear

Gay males "manpurse" also referred to as" fudge luggage"gay attache'"penispokin packaging""sausage suitcase"

He has got to be gay look at that queer gear he is carrying

queer gear by ronski January 19, 2010

queer gear

something or someone that has homosexual characteristics; can also be used in place of the word "gay", "whack", "retarded", or any other variations

tom: "jim told me yesterday that he touch john's penis"
bill: "freaking queer gear"

suzy: "i got an F on the test...that's queer gear"


brad: "sally said that i was ugly"
tim: "queer gear"

queer gear by GRich December 22, 2008

queer for my gear

A term used to express one's concern that a member of the same sex may have intimate feelings for you.

John: I can't believe that Joe made that comment comparing his feeling for Bob leaving the company to a man’s feelings about his his ex-wife.

Bob: Dude, me neither, I think he’s queer for my gear!

Kristen: You better tell him that if he’s queer for your gear, it’s not going to happen.

queer for my gear by SC_HICK_69 April 2, 2011