shit state

(Primarily British) When someone is unable to function properly (due to injury, exhaustion, intoxication etc) he/she is said to be "in shit state"

1) "Jim just got hit, mate, he's in shit state"
2) "Haha, we only just left the bar but he's in shit state already."
3) "Dude, I was in shit state after that race."

shit state by Madbrood December 22, 2008

NC State Shit 

An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.

1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."

2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"

"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."

NC State Shit by svrs October 8, 2009

3 state shit 

When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.

That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!

3 state shit by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

state of the art piece of shit 

1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.

2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."

3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.

B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?

KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.

B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club

KBR: Yeah, he sucks.

state of the art piece of shit by King BookRock November 28, 2011

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

Statefarm Shit Stain by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! 

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom

1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."

shitstation by RAGMAN August 28, 2008