Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011
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3 state shit

When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.
That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!
by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011
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Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.
If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.
by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011
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