Definitions by aguyinnc12

Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.

If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.

Gas Logs by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

3 state shit 

When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.

That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!

3 state shit by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Government dump 

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

Government dump by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011