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gorgonic 

A nonspecific adjective that could possibly be derived from the Greek monster, the gorgon. The obvious meaning would be "monstrous," but the word is actually employed in any number of circumstances to mean huge, pungent, powerful, loud, old, and a variety of other things. In truth, it is meant to be a false adjective, thrown into sentences to see if people are truly listening or if they're just pretending to understand what you say.
It was a truly gorgonic experience... you know what I mean?

The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!

Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
gorgonic by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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Gorgonic 

Goblin-Like
The way you ate the pound of cheese is gorgonic
Gorgonic by Bunself August 24, 2021

Gogonick 

In case of a fire, or a drill, the gogonick is commonly seen with a grade book inside it's pants.
Commonly known as: lumberjack.
I was just at JPS, and i saw it running wild! It had a book in it's pants while bringing children outside!! i think it was a gogonick!
Gogonick by stefff uhh neee June 15, 2008

gorgonize 

To have a paralyzing or stupefying effect on
To stare at with a petrifying look
Izzy asked Sol why he was willing to take us. She gave him a look that would gorgonize.
gorgonize by st-kay January 26, 2013

Gorgonite 

A race of creatures that were created in the movie "Small Soldiers". They are the protagonists in the movie along with Adam. They fight the commando elite led by Major Chip Hazard. Their leader is Archer.
Archer: I am archer emmissary of the Gorgintes.
Random Gorgonite: You are our leader. lets go to Gorgon.
Archer: Shut up, slave.
Gorgonite by youpoopalot February 27, 2009

Gorgonites 

A synonym for the word trou. The term "gorgonites" is used to reference an elite race of women who tread the grounds of West Point. Easily spotted by their heavy footsteps and large nature, gorgonites are feared by male cadets, who use them only for homework assistance and sexual escapades. The leaders of the Gorgonites are given names corresponding to the action figures in the movie "Small Soldiers".
Hey Gorgonite, would you care to help me with my math homework?

Watch out, here comes Slamfist.

Dang, the swim team is made of a lot of Gorgonites.
Gorgonites by The Trou Club October 25, 2010

gorganic 

a huuuuuuuge fucking person...or maybe a thing. It really depends on what your describing.
thats a gorganic bitch!