smarmie 

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

smarmie by Susan W August 4, 2007

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Smarties Smoke by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

smarties 

Ecstasy pills

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

Sarmiento 

The legacy of one born to be sexy in everything they try. They are desirable by women of all kinds and they are sure to get laid. Infact they get laid on demand.

Damn I wish I could get laid like a Sarmiento.

Sarmiento by Bazuco March 27, 2008