garwood 

a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by snobby asshole towns that are "rich". theres so much to do in garwood, and A LOT of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county

*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*

bob: "lets chill in garwood, im so bored"
bill: "lets move to garwood, its so fucking awesome!!"

garwood by themostawesomepersonever. January 13, 2013

Garwood 

A very small town in New Jersey. Spelled backwards Garwood is Doowrag! There are 5,000 residents in Doowrag, I mean Garwood! Garwood is nestled between Westfield and Cranford. Garwood does not have its own High School.

Westfield kid: "yo, let's go hang out in Garwood"
Cranford kid: "You mean doowrag...ha ha ha"

Garwood by JKY Love December 17, 2008

garwood 

A very large obese/fat guy.
Big gut hanging over pants.

He sure has alot of Garwood!

garwood by BGar October 24, 2006

Garwood 

An annoying person who every once in a while will be pretty cool.

Dude, James just harpooned Brendan and then invited him to a party. What a Garwood.

Garwood by Robert R. Magius February 11, 2010

Garwood 

The trash dump in NJ surrounded buy legit towns. Taxes are high and the one school is garbage with incompetence in town hall. Also known as Doowrag, the town is known more for its swinger population than intelligent life.

“That part of Westfield looks all Garwood, we can leave our trash there”

“Intelligent life has yet to be found on Mars, it’s the Garwood of outer space”

Garwood by Classysongchick February 1, 2020

alex garwood 

He has thin eyes

Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t

Alex garwood is pretty much blind

alex garwood by I am max February 17, 2022

Gaywood 

An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned. Culprits include Chris(cleaner), Security guards, Phil Mitchell and the 2nd floor.

Chris: Good old Gaywood in the corner, place wouldn't be the same without him!
Leggie: Damn straight!!

Gaywood by Michael Douglas Legg January 28, 2009