Lerner's Mom 

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

Lerner's Mom by Pedro November 17, 2004

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

Lerner's Father by Pedro November 18, 2004

Lurper(s) 

Someone that is obviously on crystal meth or some other type of speed, that looks around at all of your belongs.

When you leave the room the lurper(s) can't help looking through your shit. Even if they go in your baby's room, a true lurper(s) can't help but go through even the kids' shit.

Lurper(s) by peaks az April 2, 2009

lerner's mom 

1. Mother of Lerner the Greater and Franklin, a turtle known for his reclusive habits.
2. Cherry Joy Bessylance
3. pee pee

Dude, have you seen Lerner's mom?
Yeah, she's legit.

lerner's mom by slob March 20, 2005

Weed leper’s lung 

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

Weed leper’s lung by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

Leper Supreme

A Leper Supreme is the act of having sex with a leper (one who has leprosy) through new orifices, created by mashing soft, rotten parts of their skin with your penis. After banging several new glory holes into your unfortunate friend, one finishes the Leper Supreme by dipping a nacho chip into a gooey part of their head and eating it.

"Call Gary over, its time for a Leper Supreme."

"Oh lawd, Kerpal sure does love Leper Supremes!"

Leper Supreme by TheBigfilthy April 30, 2009

sleeper leaper 

Trucker slang, refers to a beaver or buffalo who is known to go from one semi to another, servicing the drivers. From the practice of moving between two closely-parked semis via the opened side doors of the sleepers, without touching the ground.

That truckstop is real popular, there's plenty of sleeper leapers to go around.

sleeper leaper by Mount May 22, 2004