zamboner 

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

zamboner by Rick Bj January 28, 2008

zamboner 

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

zamboner by Chern November 8, 2008

Zamboner 

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.

I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.

Zamboner by Boorilg November 5, 2010

Zamboner 

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

Zamboner by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008

Zamboner 

A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.

I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.

Zamboner by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022

Zamboner 

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

Zamboner by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner 

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

Zamboner by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003