thatch 

A really hairy twat.

Damn, she's got a thatch!!

thatch by Keeri January 9, 2004

Thatch 

Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)

Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.

Thatch by DexterMorgan February 26, 2011

Thatch 

The area between the thigh and snatch

I bet her thatch is so sweaty.

Thatch by Bdbvocab November 19, 2017

Thatch 

Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people

Nigel Thatch

Thatch by Forever Love! July 14, 2010

Thatch 

Hair that is on your taint.

You need to trim that thatch on your grundle.

Thatch by Nick Dangerous October 19, 2020

Thatch 

A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit

OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.

Thatch by crouching tiger, hidden viet September 14, 2010

thatch 

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

thatch by Nick September 12, 2004