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What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.
Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
shoebomb by harry flashman August 4, 2003
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Total Zone/Mw4 Merc Noob who thinks skill envolves trash talking
Hi im shoebomb who plays MW4 Mercs on the zone so stfu bish
shoebomb by Unknown Paradox November 10, 2003
C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.
The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.
shoebomb by J E Walker November 13, 2003

showbomb 

I had a good post going till Mickie brought up her dead Aunt . Was a total Showbomb
showbomb by Dutch Indian February 20, 2015

Lutheran shoe bomb 

To masturbate into a coworker's shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.
According to police, Timmy's coworker reported seeing Timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while buttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. When the woman confronted Timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.

Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.

Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
Lutheran shoe bomb by omgcuchis!! February 28, 2014

Shoeboble 

An act of destroying someone's mother, both metaphorically and physically.
I just gave your mom the shoeboble.
Shoeboble by lilwheeler420 July 22, 2021

shoe bomb kick 

typical in arabs, the ability to spontaneously explode the same time as kicking someone
shoe bomb kick by Nasser May 6, 2005