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Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.
Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"
Lunch Fuck by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

Lunch fuck friendly 

A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up
Your new place is totally lunch fuck friendly
Lunch fuck friendly by Meeshicorn September 6, 2016

fuck lunch 

a guy who prefers oral sex over any other because his dick's miniscule
I took that guy over there home last night and found out the hard way he's a fuck lunch.
fuck lunch by S. Reason July 13, 2007

fucked lunch 

Any company meal or outing you are forced to expense because your manager only carries Gooros.
That cock smuggler is on my board for 60 bucks now. That's 3 fucked lunches this week.
fucked lunch by rrod May 13, 2005

Lynch Fucking 

When you are fucking a black man when hes getting lynched.
I'm gonna lynch fuck that nigger!
Lynch Fucking
Lynch Fucking by DankMeme'dUfk June 23, 2017

Joe Lunchbucket 

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break
Joe Lunchbucket by B. Hanback January 15, 2009