Newlands 

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

Newlands by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Newlands 

A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.

"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."

"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"

Newlands by C2Theris February 19, 2009

Newlands 

best town in the UDU server istg

Members:

Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)

Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)

Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls

New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg

previous: istg ur talking about Newlands

New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face

Rosie: Shutcho bichassup

Newlands by AwesomeZ_360 October 21, 2021

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Newlands Neck Tie by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

Newlander 

1. A person who is automatically cool , Intelligent and Interesting .

2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.

Look at them , They're definetly Newlanders .

Newlander by Bestpersonever_007 January 17, 2014

newland 

When a chick takes a drink out of your glass right after giving some douchebag a blow job and leaving a cum ring around the lip of it.

Dude, that skank just newland my beer.

newland by richardhead13 April 22, 2010

Nowlands

A great band from Norway. With a talented guitarplayer. He`s from Drammen, and will become a famous player later.

Nowlands is a great band.!!

Nowlands by Magnus Vestskog May 1, 2005