headless chicken 

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose

1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."

headless chicken by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003

headless chicken 

Running around aimlessly, without real purpose.

Craig Heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole 90 minutes. Again.

headless chicken by jimbo1085 November 28, 2010

Headless chicken 

A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.

I would so headless chicken that girl!

I love you so much I would headless chicken you.

Headless chicken by benz3000 May 18, 2009

headless chicken 

a panic stricken and/or illogical person

The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.

headless chicken by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2010

headless chicken 

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

headless chicken by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022

Headless Chicken 

A complex sexual act involving five men and 1 woman. The woman takes one cock in her mouth, one in the pussy and one in her ass, whilst the remaining lucky two guys fuck her armpits. This results in the woman gagging and flapping like a headless chicken.

"Dude I'm glad that girl shaved her armpits before last night!"
"Yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that bitch!"

Headless Chicken by KFHC October 31, 2008

Headless Chicken Race 

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

Headless Chicken Race by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006