Next Question 

A 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. Made notorious by Gnarheads and Bro's alike. This can also be used in reply to observations. Lets face it, it's the ultimate response.

next question.

Next Question by Gnartin Scorsese May 3, 2011

next question 

a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question

"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!

next question by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

Raw. Next Question.

When someone is just so hot that you would let them hit it without protection. Raw meaning without protection and next question meaning that’s all you need to say about that person in order to get your point across about the level of hot they’re on.

*sees a video on tik tok of the most drop dead gorgeous man and he’s smirking at the camera with a twinkle in his eye*
“Raw. Next question.”

Raw. Next Question. by justmelol December 3, 2024