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Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.
How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.
Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.
"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crapptastic 

Any application that you find to be crappy
It was crapptastic, don't waste your time downloading it

do not install that crapptastic app
Crapptastic by |EStarr| May 9, 2010

Crappetizers 

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.
"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

Crapplesauce 

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?