Tijuana Steamhouse

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.

Tijuana Steamhouse by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

Tijuana sock-warmer 

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

Tijuana sock-warmer by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Tijuana Steamer Bean 

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

Tijuana Steamer Bean by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Tijuana Sauna 

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Don't go into the bathroom, it's like a Tijuana sauna

Tijuana Sauna by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

Tijuana Samsonite 

Using black garbage bags as luggage

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim

Tijuana Samsonite by pointswhore July 30, 2018

tijuana shower 

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

tijuana shower by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Tijuana sailboat 

When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.

Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!

Tijuana sailboat by The J Team May 18, 2016