clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

Clonker 

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009

Clonker 

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

Clonker by Iriserhi November 19, 2019

clonker 

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

clonker by Desmond Houghton III November 8, 2004

Clonker 

Big fat Cock

You have a Clonker

Clonker by erhgz January 6, 2015

clonker 

clonker is really powerful shot. like u clonk that shit to the moon and back.

wow, your really clonk that shit
my bad it was clonker

clonker by sebastienkoffi November 21, 2021

Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

Clonker by Clonkist October 14, 2025