Cooch Monger

A female who sells her cooch for some extra cash. whore slut prostitute

Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.

Cooch Monger by JAR82 October 14, 2008

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couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

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Someone who so finely performs oral on a woman that they cannot withstand their bodily reactions.

That guy made my eyes roll back and I spoke in tongues when he was down there, he is a coochmongler.

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I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger

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