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Totalihairian 

A political regime or movement that restricts or dictates hair style.
With the recent crackdown on mullets and pony tails, Iran has become a totalihairian State.

path of totalshitty 

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.
At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.

totalist 

Know it all, and never wrong. Black and white perception of truth. No gray zone.
Fireworks are Phyrotechnics, they are the same. To a totalist person, they are different. One is for public use the other for a big event
totalist by chatita77 January 16, 2011

doodum totalis

MAN CHILD
a man who still dresses, looks, or acts like a child.
He's such a doodum totalis
doodum totalis by zommmbaaaaah October 9, 2010

alopecia totalis fulminans 

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

alopecia totalis fulminans 

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!