James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch
1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're abottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)