The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013

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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

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Lofted

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

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Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.

Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.

Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

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