Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

scooting

Riding a scooter

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.

scooting by repeaz February 8, 2009

Scooting

the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)

scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!

Scooting by Big Elly August 5, 2008

scooting

1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone

awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER

scooting by Rigby December 30, 2004

Scooting

Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

YOUTUBE: HPF M3 DADS FIRST REACTIONS

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Scooting by closed24x7 February 13, 2010