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Sweetest form of shoes known to man
Holy shit, eric just cut his moccasins in pics basement. He'll get laid wearin those!
moccasins by Eric March 21, 2003
The most comfortable type of shoe known to man. Feels like a little cuddly bear giving your feet a nice warm hug.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out my new moccasins!

Guy 2: Aw sweet! Moccasins are so comfortable!
Moccasins by mikemccola October 18, 2011

Douche Moccasins 

Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.

Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:

$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.

ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.

Gators, worn for any reason
Douche Moccasins by Bobotron March 24, 2010

Knockin' Moccasins 

Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).

Otherwise known as "going native".

Both participants should be drunk, obviously.
"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."

"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."
Knockin' Moccasins by M and B September 28, 2013

Baby Moccasins 

a moccasin made out of a baby. you slip your foot inside the rib cage, and the intestines are a nice touch as a shoe lace.
Johnny: "i just killed two babies and made these sweet moccasins!"
Tyler "SWEET! my mom is prego with quadruplets im about to have two new pairs of baby moccasins!"
Baby Moccasins by urban.chic June 18, 2010
A form of shoe that Ally Hilfiger would not allow her husband to wear ever.
Take those ugly moccasins off your feet.
moccasins by Megs December 13, 2003