Jowned 

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

Jowned by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

Jowned 

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

Jowned by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

Jowned 

Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.

I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!

Jowned by bladaksdkjds June 26, 2008

Dow Jowned 

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

Dow Jowned by MuttyD May 25, 2007

p'jowned 

a variation of "pwned".

"Aww dude, you just got P'JOWNED!"

p'jowned by BobcatXtreme December 21, 2008

jowney car 

An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.

"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"

jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009

Joined the Choir Invisible 

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

Joined the Choir Invisible by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017