abbitan

Brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. May also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. Associated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school class. This student is often known simply as 'bitch' or 'go away,' but does not, in fact, go away or stop bitching. Extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.

Girl: Check out my new nose piercing! It's a stick-on!

Boy: That's retarded.

Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!

Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)

abbitan by Very Gay Cake June 19, 2008

abbitan

person that gives you food in exchange for attention.

A:here's some candy adore me now.
B: no you are a stupid whore
A:i'll give you a blow job and a sandwich?
B: fuck you abbitan.

abbitan by babyeaters October 13, 2008

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Related Words

abbitan • abbianne • Abbiean • Livia Abbinante

Livia Abbinante

A happy, weird, annoying chick from Illinois who loves to stalk her favorite boyband.

Livia Abbinante fangirled so hard when she saw a shirtless picture of Harry Styles, a member of the famous boyband, One Direction.

Livia Abbinante by Livia A. January 3, 2014

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abbianne

Abbianne is a caring, wonderful, beautiful person who only cares about the best for you. She will always be there for you in ANY situation and will feed your cat pizza... even when it’s not allowed. She will be your best friend through anything and by ur side no matter what. An Abbianne is the best person ever and if you donT have one in your life then good luck bitch...

“Omg I need to talk to someone about my hemroids”
“Talk to Abbianne she will know what to say”

abbianne by swagmoneyhoney November 8, 2020

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Abbiean

The most amazing person you will ever find the most baddest bitch on the Earth
You can't fight them they will obviously win don't mess them they're nice to their friends really clumsy around their crushes and obviously mean to everyone

"Hey I like your name"
"Okay I don't give a f**k but thanks Abbieann is a cool name"

Abbiean by Addieann May 15, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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