antichode

(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.

This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.

That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!

Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!

antichode by Doosledorf June 14, 2008

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Antihoecial

Refusing to socialize or associate with hoes.

Hey have you hungout with Monique.
Nah, I'm antihoecial fuck dat hoe.

Antihoecial by Mac_daddi May 31, 2017

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Okey Dokey Artichokey

A humorous way to agree with someone.

"Hey, grab those pants right there."
"Okey dokey artichokey"

Okey Dokey Artichokey by Inquisitively Smart June 3, 2009

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Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

Artichoke Tuna Salad by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009