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An Ex I'd Like To Fuck
Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.
eilf by The Hill January 9, 2008
Related Words
Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"
eilf by Cbiwolfe July 28, 2006
Acronym for Exam I'd like to Flunk
Used when you just know you're about to fail and give up on that one test.
That's one fine ass eilf
eilf by MICDROPS December 5, 2020
Acronym meaning Ewok id like to fuck
guy 1: dam that's one hot Ewok

guy 2: Dude that's a Eilf
Eilf by jobflobadobYob December 2, 2010
Florian: Dayum, Alissa White-Gluz is one hellofa fine emo.

Megan: One might say she's an EILF...

Florian: Yes, one might if they were as brilliant and clever as you. You know what YOU are Megan? A Megan I'd like to fuck, no THE Megan I'd like to fuck.
EILF by GuesWho7767587 April 27, 2009
Omg, Jared is such an EILF
EILF by everynightiburn June 12, 2022